The Fattest Citizens in The Western Isles
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Western Isles is ranked 19,186th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Salimanasia of The United Partitions | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Xolxayotztli yn Titolpextli | Liberty and Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Amberlena | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “Blessings upon your family!” | |
| 3. |  The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Veritas. Aequitas. Libertas.” | |
| 4. |  The Private-Owned State of Greeces bank | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Treat your cash like how you would treat women” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Nhoor | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Ōlwr pw īsāre gil mhejōboch pw dartille!” | |
| 6. |  The Island Republic of Cosie | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Ubi bene, ibi patria” | |
| 7. |  The Isle of Perceu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Criação e Convicção” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Panneau | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “For the glory of Panneau!” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Tinktank | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Green gecko” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Monarchy of Morteville | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Monarçia í liberité” |
