The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in the West Pacific
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -a-a-a- | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “NationStates, Brains, Friendship, Moon, Moo” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of -dorf | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Kö” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of -Egypt | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Long live the eternal Nile!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of -Veyle- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of 10k | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. | The Republic of 1 World Trade Center | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Asteroid Mines of 21 Lutetia | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Welcome to the Future” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of 2nd Republican Spain | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Trabajadores del mundo, uníos!!!” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of 3ast Africa | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The many is one, the one is many” | |
| 10. | The Republic of 8675309 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
