The Safest in the West Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 11,322nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Socialist Republic of Urgabah | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Struggle, Solidarity, and Socialism!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Ceden | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “For the Republic!” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Colider | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Freedom through politic's and peace through strength.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Muad-Dib | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “It's the Golden Path or Bloodbath!” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For The People” | |
| 6. |  The No Strings Attached of Atheist States of Philippines | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Evidence is Better than Faith” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Majuria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Alive or dead, be good instead.” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Lybilion | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Glory To The One Who Look Forward” | |
| 9. |  The Murder of Corbie Land | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Nevermore” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Republic of The United Republic of Westend | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Liberty, Equality, Democracy, For All” |
