by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Most Primitive in the South Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 13,627th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Holy Disputed Lands of East green IsraelPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“No man know what the future holds.”
3.The Evil Principality of Darkness-Hell on EarthPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“I expect you to die”
4.The PS2 Puppet of XynlandiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
5.The Orwellian Dictatorship of DnalbradleyPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“(Maniacal Laughter)”
6.The PS2 Puppet of AqualagoonPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
7.The Kingdom of The Proboscis TribePsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“You know what they say about big noses”
8.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“gold or lead”
9.The Federation of Francoist NetherlandsIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Je Mainaindrai even more”
10.The Tribe of Forrested KareliaDemocratic Socialists Hell“We speak for the Trees”
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