The Most Primitive in the South Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Super America Blue of Witchcraft and Puppetry | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “I never get to see you, but you never go away” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Saint Anadine | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Leader knows best” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Eldian unite | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “If you don't fight, we can't win” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Serned | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Forward Unto The Dawn” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Civil Rights is a fantasy | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Liberals and Atheists are not cool” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Chatoria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “For Peace, Justice, and the Crown” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Donber | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Friesdland | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Gloria Duci et Patri Gloria” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Emeriand | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 10. | The Free Land of Ruzstansta | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “No Gods, No Masters” |
