The Most Ignorant Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Outer Andes Islands | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Darkmen | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “gold or lead” | |
| 4. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “My way or the highway” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Azristan | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Blood and Soil” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Card Puppet 7 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 7. |  The Borderlands of Forrealz | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Idk” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Man Kands | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Land of the Laconic Shrimp | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “...” | |
| 10. |  The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” |
