The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,295th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Democratic Republic of Rainbow Banana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The only rainbow bananas are those made of unicorns” | |
| 12. |  The Empire of Hamronica | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “Mahnamahna” | |
| 13. |  The Empire of Badger Wind | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!” | |
| 14. |  The Freople of Soem | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Wealth tax, cap the richest (10% top 10, 1% next 100)” | |
| 15. |  The Glorious Evolution of Sthalrim | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “For The Glorious Evolution” | |
| 16. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 17. |  The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!” | |
| 18. |  The Unified Lands of RestartAll | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Embrace the Unknown” | |
| 19. |  The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Freedom! Within reason.” | |
| 20. |  The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” |
