The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,270th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “For greener future” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 7. |  The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Privatore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Desperate, but not helpless.” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Rainbow Banana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The only rainbow bananas are those made of unicorns” |
