The Most Secular in the Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of NovaRain | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Noveria Prime | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Strength through unity” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Anhaltinien | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Im Herzen wie im Geiste vereint” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Wushan Empire | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “The source of all creation is strength” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Rose Gardens | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Driven by reason, elevated by ingenuity.” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Lor Sama | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Ujechmovancern | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Love is Love” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Omsk Bird | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “OMSK IS CLOSER THAN YOU THINK” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Tiromuarta | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Great Ciclones Turbo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Stärke durch Vereinigung” |
