The Most Rebellious Youth in the Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 21,913th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of The Impoverished | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Be sensible with the nonsense.” | |
| 2. |  The United States of HUElavia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “For God, For Glory, For Liberty, For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 4. |  The Private Utopia of Priscilla Kitaen | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “What Are You Looking At?” | |
| 5. |  The Greedland of Anaxonia | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “Si ça bouge pas,bouffe-le!” | |
| 6. |  The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Jar Jar, you're a genius!” | |
| 7. | The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Commonwealth of Raeun | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Intelligence, Progress, Prosperity” | |
| 9. |  The Martial Order of The Osperian Synarchy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hic Sunt Ad Manendum” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Legonica | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Justitia est fundamentum regnorum.” |
