The Most Primitive in the Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 21,741st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Webcomic RolePlaying Game of Darths and Droids | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Jar Jar, you're a genius!” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Obey or die” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Jayek | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The nation first” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Dolgavarjobul | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “Ride Freely and Fearlessly” | |
| 5. |  The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “G👏G👏” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl agl fhtagn” | |
| 7. |  The Defensive Democracy of Xandaquistao | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “É tudo pela democracia” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Crystal Coven | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Mother Knows Best.” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Yellington | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “We will crush anyone who stands in our path!” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Darth Haggis | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The trembling earth resounds his tread” |
