The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,592nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Corfad | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith” | |
| 3. |  The Theoretical Liberty of Willing Ignorance | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Freedom at any price.” | |
| 4. |  The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ ♪ ♫ |̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅| ♫ ♪ ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ” | |
| 5. |  The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Yvan eht nioj” | |
| 6. |  The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “For the Corporations and the Emperor” | |
| 8. |  The Second Best of Noahs Second Country | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “₂” | |
| 9. |  The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Work is Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Terra Incognita” |
