The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Confederacy of Kaliaaa | 13.78 | |||
2. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 2nd | 99.49 | ||
3. | The Dictatorship of Corfad | 33rd | 99.22 | ||
4. | The Theoretical Liberty of Willing Ignorance | 44th | 99.19 | ||
5. | The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 | 53rd | 99.17 | ||
6. | The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica | 79th | 99.12 | ||
7. | The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia | 97th | 98.95 | ||
8. | The Second Best of Noahs Second Country | 124th | 98.03 | ||
9. | The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica | 125th | 98.03 | ||
10. | The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic | 228th | 94.1 |