The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Free Markets, Free People”
3.	The Island of Ambry	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“A Paradise of 46 Billion Citizens”
4.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
5.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Gloom Over Dominated”
6.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“It's just a prank bro!”
7.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Right-wing Utopia Utopia	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
8.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“Stop Reading My Motto!”