The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Hole To Hide In
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Capitalism of South Easthern | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Power to the people” | |
| 2. |  The 🐜 Colony 🐜 of Amberleaf | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The honey-colored machine turns relentlessly” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Nonadia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “horses... precious metals...” | |
| 4. |  The Complete Blackout of Novaya Equestria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Complete Blackout” | |
| 5. |  The Abov Voytsestria of Etrius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Remain polite and remain armed” | |
| 6. |  The Royal Dominion of Candensia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Everything for the people.” | |
| 7. |  The United Federation of Serlain States | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sehotja zen anymko, tatise zajaryn!” | |
| 8. |  The Third Empire of Eldamar of Fiercewood | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “An illi Eldalië” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Regnum of The Atomic Schism | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Divided by Mind, United by my Will” | |
| 10. |  The Citizens Republic of Rykensvik | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Freedom Will Reign Supreme, From the Skies Above” |
