The Most Cultured in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Euphonic Euphoria of Eumarea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “L'eau apporte vie et joie” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Carlos Eduardo | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “La barca sin rumbo de mi pasión” | |
| 3. |  The Protruding Eyes of Scurvy Knaves | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vitamin C required in high dosages.” | |
| 4. |  The Unsettling Similarity of Twinister | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “If that is what you think best” |
