The Most Cultured in The Greatest Freak Show on Earth
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth is ranked 2,033rd in the world for Most Cultured.
 | Nation | World | Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Euphonic Euphoria of Eumarea | 7,376th | 138 | ||
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Carlos Eduardo | 34,668th | 77 | ||
| 3. |  The Protruding Eyes of Scurvy Knaves | 236,782nd | 63 | ||
| 4. |  The Unsettling Similarity of Twinister | 236,983rd | 63 | ||
