The Most Rebellious Youth in The Free Nations Region
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Commonwealth of Achievement Hunters | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Thou in faith will keep us safe whilst we find the path” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Iremia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Semper Pro Grediens” | |
| 3. |  The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Live under the sun, lay under the palm trees” | |
| 4. |  The Confederation in absentia of Allinburg | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Lux in tenebris” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Confederacion analitica-aceleracional | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Freedom and future” | |
| 6. |  The Peaceable Republic of RayeStan | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Freedom lies in being bold.” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Democratic Krais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Freedom and Commonwealth” | |
| 8. |  The Educated Democracy of Amorosa-Coonarra Coasts | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Freedom, culture, community” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Free Tepertopia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Gloria Libertate!” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Emaha | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “By The People For The People” |
