The Most Primitive in The Free Nations Region
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Free Nations Region is ranked 25,534th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Na na na na na na na BATMAN of North Nibu | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Feel the warm thrill of confusion That space cadet glow” | |
| 12. |  The United States of George W Bush | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “You Will Pay For 9/11” | |
| 13. |  The Dictatorship of Opiumhell | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “We don‘t have a motto” | |
| 14. |  The Dark Realm of Ozzy Osbourne | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Iron, Man” | |
| 15. |  The Maritime Republic of Greater Attonesia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “We Will Endure” | |
| 16. |  The Kingdom of Thaelle | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Twirling in the Sunlight” | |
| 17. |  The Theocracy of Konros | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “No time to apologise” | |
| 18. |  The Republic of Ruzelna | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “WIP” | |
| 19. |  The Storm Trooper Squad of Ikkan | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Freedoms just another word for nothin' left to lose” | |
| 20. |  The Socialist DemocraticRepublic of Noiska | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Liberty and Equality!” |
