The Most Secular in The Free Nations Region
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scientific Super Colliders of Vostrov | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “First, you must get a cat. Get the Meow.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Iremia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Semper Pro Grediens” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Arnarquilandia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “anarquismo e esperança” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Queendom of Rlyn | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Girls just wanna have fun!” | |
| 5. |  The Allinean Testing Ship of Borkpeka | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Illuminans viam” | |
| 6. |  The Democracy of Athanes Empire | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Cars, Diesel, Gas and Airplanes are future” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Federation of Balkanturistan | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Para todos todo” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Goodsprings Valley | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ain't that a kick in the head?” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Democratic Krais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Freedom and Commonwealth” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of New Vivia And | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
