The Most Primitive in The Free Nations Region
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Opiumhell | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “We don‘t have a motto” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Damygya | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Haven of peace.” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Emaha | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Democratic Krais | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Freedom and Commonwealth” |
