The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists Hell | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Bistrostan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Big things come in small packages” | |
| 4. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 5. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Think, stupid!” | |
| 6. |  The Fiefdom of Lady Rose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We are who we are: deal with it.” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” | |
| 9. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 10. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “You are only coming through in waves.” |
