The Most Secular in Thaecia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Andusre | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Here Be Dragons” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Bostony | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “New York is temporary, Boston is forever!” | |
| 3. |  The Provincial Syndicates of Shrekistani | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “What? Oversized Military Budget? Funny Joke.” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Flandronia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Seydon is Selenian” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Celca | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Work until dusk for tomorrow's dawn” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of The Norlian Territories | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Peace, Justice, and Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Viranyos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Liberty and Equality for all” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Awesthorick | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Democratic Bro state | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Pride and Nationalism ” | |
| 10. |  The Lengthy Winding Treks of Taungu | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Spreadin' Dis-caw-rse!” |
