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The Nudest in Russia

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!”
2.	The Greatness of Empress Catherine II	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“I praise loudly, I blame softly.”
3.	The United Socialist States of Colbala Con	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.	The Principality of Mossovy	Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians	“править и судить по закону”
5.	The Republic of Wester-Russia	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“Демократія это путь къ побѣдѣ”
6.	The Free State of Azov	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“Незламний”
7.	The Community of Alexey Navalny	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“I'm not going to appeal to violence or aggression...”
8.	The People's Federation of Poklonskaia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Гордость и промышленность”
9.	The Kingdom of Russian owned Norway	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“Rather red than dead”
10.	The United Socialist States of Bakhroma	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“Занято́й, как пчела́”

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