The Most Devout in Russia
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!” | |
| 3. |  The Greatness of Empress Catherine II | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I praise loudly, I blame softly.” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic State of Tereshkov | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Разрывая цепи” | |
| 6. |  The People's Federation of Poklonskaia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Гордость и промышленность” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Romanova | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Rurik | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Героям слава!” | |
| 9. |  The Principality of Mossovy | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “править и судить по закону” | |
| 10. |  The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” |
