The Most Primitive in Rushmore
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Rushmore is ranked 22,618th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Arctic Nomads of Taloren | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “ Low Temperatures, High Spirits” | |
| 2. |  The Loving Couple of OfficialCouple- | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Lumity” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Captina Island | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Death before Unconsciousness” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Kirungabi | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Bitandukanijwe maze binyabumwe n'amaraso” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Greater Sanford | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “The nation's name's just 'Sanford,' thanks” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Docklands Light Railway 29 | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Principality of Austroslovakia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Glory to the Alpine Ibex” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Northpaddock Inn | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Nation beginning with N, check. Yep, another one.” | |
| 9. |  The United Cabelian Kingdoms of Aeragny | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Sollé foinvevia gabhré aetayer nillieráms bidayer” | |
| 10. |  The Valhallan Protectorate of East Kulmsaar | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Liberty” |
