The Most Primitive in Rushmore
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Kirungabi | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Bitandukanijwe maze binyabumwe n'amaraso” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Ketiou | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Foi, égalité, effort et force” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of SSN68 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 4. |  The Greater Republic of Sargossa | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Let Them Hate Us, As Long As They Fear Us” |
