The Fattest Citizens in Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hyperaurealis Union of Trollfacez2 | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Life. Is. Troll” | |
| 2. |  The Free State of Quaritch | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Alta et Stricta” | |
| 3. |  The Coordinated Republic of Touna | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “True Fascist Society” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Heth | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Espere mieux” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Alnish-Kocarevan | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Progredior in Unum” | |
| 6. |  The Western Emirate of Name 0 RP | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Unite the SEA! Unite the OCEAN! Unite the LAKE!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Uskad | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Prosperity, Progress and Integrity” | |
| 8. |  The Lawless Remote Wastelands of Rakjat Semesta | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger” | |
| 9. |  The State of Sovyanka | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “My Comrade, We will start over!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Far Northern Normlanda | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
