by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis is ranked 26,750th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The People's Republic of SuuyuyankaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Long live the Revolution!”
12.The People's Republic of DomasianPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Unite Mind, Unite Strength”
13.The Socialist Federal Republic of East IndonesiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Hiduplah Revolusi dan Kemerdekaan”
14.The United Republican States of Beringin RayaCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“The Vision of New Golden Age”
15.The Original CHUM STICK of Chum BucketsLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Nikmati Kombinasi SuperSpecial Ayam dan 4 Bumbu RAHASIA”
16.The Original KRABBY PATTY of Best Krusty Krabs Number 1Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Nikmati Kombinasi SuperSpecial Sapi dan 5 Bumbu RAHASIA”
17.The Island of Gods of Bali KingdomLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Bali Dwipa Jaya”
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