The Safest in Mordor
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 23,445th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Free Land of Disputed Tyranny | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Principality of Wales” | |
| 12. |  The Theocracy of Angamando | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Ash nazg durbatulūk” | |
| 13. |  The Republic of BlazingAngel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 14. |  The Dominion of 9009 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Educare, Sanare, Coniunctim” | |
| 15. |  The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Death to Hobbits” | |
| 16. |  The Empire of Petan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Strength by Superiority” | |
| 17. |  The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
| 18. |  The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” |
