The Safest in Mordor
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 23,514th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Mordor Welcomer | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “For Sauron and Mordor” | |
| 3. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of The One Ring | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “One Ring To Rule Them All” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Biscuits and Gravy” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Wiseicamland | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. | The Burning Embers of Barnello | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “King of Fire Kings” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Lieutenant of Barad-dur” | |
| 9. |  The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “United we stand!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Dolba” |
