The Nicest Citizens in Lazarus
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Generic Motto That Still Means Nothing” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Future Cascadia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Succeed United” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Surd | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Strength in Unity” | |
| 5. |  The Royal Monarchy of Glowing Diamonds | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ab intra” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Tolerativ | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Peace, Love, Tolerance” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Kingdom of Joaco | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Para servir y proteger” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Tellesopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “What the heck?” | |
| 9. |  The Fair State of Larinia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Verzyelet es aldulzát” | |
| 10. |  The Heathenly Commonwealth of Alfarsland | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Everlasting Glory” |
