The Fattest Citizens in Lands End
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Parent Company of Hollip | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “If you can't beat them, buy them.” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Eastern Kalamazoom | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Blood Brings Death” | |
| 3. |  The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Bog, Zemlja, Industrija” | |
| 4. |  The Truthful Isles of Cassinia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Liberty requires honesty” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “If you don't aim for excellence you'll never hit it.” | |
| 6. |  The Peafowl Conglomerate of Peacockastan | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Strutting the path of innovation.” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Kekktopia | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | ““Damn the Government”” | |
| 8. |  The Great of Hansa Federation | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “MY PRINTER IS BROKEN!” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Yellow Veins of Grennick Gold | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “All That Glitters” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Don't just hope for a better life.... vote for one” |
