The Fattest Citizens in Lands End
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Lands End is ranked 4,371st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Parent Company of Hollip | 225th | 94.46 | ||
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Eastern Kalamazoom | 260th | 92.92 | ||
| 3. |  The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia | 703rd | 74.22 | ||
| 4. |  The Truthful Isles of Cassinia | 1,130th | 61.57 | ||
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Nadal Mobianordia | 1,150th | 60.88 | ||
| 6. |  The Peafowl Conglomerate of Peacockastan | 1,326th | 57.41 | ||
| 7. |  The Free Land of Kekktopia | 1,749th | 49.6 | ||
| 8. |  The Great of Hansa Federation | 1,846th | 48.14 | ||
| 9. |  The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia | 1,920th | 47.09 | ||
| 10. |  The Holy Yellow Veins of Grennick Gold | 1,968th | 46.5 | ||
