by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of SedgistanAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.The Holy Empire of PogariaDemocratic Socialists Hell“Join us or go to hell.”
3.The Very Masculine Nation of Rands ObjectivityCapitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians“Gargantuan Love God”
4.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.The Free State of VosiycrsAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“There Can Never Be Enough”
6.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“My way or the highway”
7.The Republic of Laser GunsCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Motto”
8.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“With oysters we thrive!”
9.The Most Christian City of OrdenzaCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Do not despair”
10.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“The car won't start!”
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