The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
3. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
4. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
5. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
6. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “My way or the highway” | |
7. | The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Motto” | |
8. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
9. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Do not despair” | |
10. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “The car won't start!” |