The Nicest Citizens in Greater Middle East
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The The Yugoslav Empire of Dvaistic Republic of Serbia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Brotherhood and Unity” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Great Isratin | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “United despite differences” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Tusausiland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Laissez notre merde brune verser sur le monde!” | |
| 4. |  The Islamic Visadahyum of Ihsalihna | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Mahsa Amini, You Will Not Die” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Malayu | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “كبيبسن، كسقسمأن دان ڤرڤادوان” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of South Africa3 | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ǃke e꞉ ǀxarra ǁke | Unity in Diversity” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of United Huskain | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Stand United... Justice For All” | |
| 8. |  The Kurdish Republic of Billuria | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Kurds live to protect the democracy in the Middle East” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Arab United | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “إن الوحدة العربية هى أملنا” | |
| 10. |  The Disputed Territories of The Palestinian Authority | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” |
