The Safest in Greater Middle East
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Greater Middle East is ranked 12,912th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Belarus of The Great Expanses | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “May you forever prosper, Belarus!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of South Africa3 | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ǃke e꞉ ǀxarra ǁke | Unity in Diversity” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Great Isratin | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “United despite differences” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Malayu | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “كبيبسن، كسقسمأن دان ڤرڤادوان” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Tusausiland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Laissez notre merde brune verser sur le monde!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of -Persia | Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise | “Long Live Iran!” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of -United Kingdom- | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
| 8. |  The Islamic Republic of Sahuria | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Inshallah, freedom or death!” | |
| 9. |  The Expansive Realm of Safavid Persian Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “!زنده باد ایران” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Central American Alliance | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Dios Unión Libertad” |
