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The Fattest Citizens in Grand Avalon

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oppressed Peoples of Rodalth	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Divinity from Wealth”
2.	The Special Administrative Regio of Zaronk	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“We stand in the face of adversity.”
3.	The United Socialist States of Glorious Soviet Motherland	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!”