The Fattest Citizens in Grand Avalon
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Grand Avalon is ranked 16,827th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Rodalth | 118,379th | 10.59 | ||
| 2. |  The Special Administrative Regio of Zaronk | 144,122nd | 9.93 | ||
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Glorious Soviet Motherland | 208,303rd | 9.24 | ||
