The Safest in Gay
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Gay is ranked 5,325th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Socialist Republic of Genesis Fifteen | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Libertas et aequalitas omnibus” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Senshu | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Even the stones are moved” | |
| 3. |  The Great Empire of Kundu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Libertas, Aequalitas, Unitas” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Smithstopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” | |
| 5. |  The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Moon, shine down” | |
| 6. |  The Bakery of Gender rolls | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Eat gender rolls, don't live by them” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Veradine | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Be kind to others.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Tosler | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Liberty, Equality, Compassion, and Democracy” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Ventalia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Dignity and Truth” | |
| 10. |  The United Kingdom of Aelinar | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “By The People For The People” |
