The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Forest
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand United Kingdom of -Dragonland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Beneyã'he-ne Dracwûwilhû Asywe ta Dee Y” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Republic of Abbagagania | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Peace, Freedom, Solidarity” | |
| 3. |  The Akwarrrd of Ab 1 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Stop throwing tomatoes” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Aengloland | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Terra viridi et amoena ultra” | |
| 5. |  The Populgoverne of Alcantaria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Lipere e bone pur nossu socitate” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Aldaranian Hellers | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Confederation of Alpine Republics | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Nenio povas haltigi la printempo” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Alterrum | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Further beyond” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Amazonian Union | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Mother Earth shall live on for eternity” | |
| 10. |  The Lush Greenery of Amazon Rainforest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Amazon Rainforest” |
