Firefly World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader”
2.	The Goram Drunken Jayne Worship of The Mudders of Canton	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne”
3.	The Whirling Golden Sands of This Ship Is A Sandfly	Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society	“Sand where there should be no sand”
4.	The Frontier Justice of Deadwood	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“U Bet”
5.	The Sweet Dominion of Kaywinnet	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“The Hell with this. I'm gonna live!”
6.	The Shiny Matriarchy of Lady Kaylee Frye	Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Shiny”
7.	The Colony of Goserenity	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“I aim to misbehave.”
8.	The Sultanate of Higgins Moon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”
9.	The This Land of Pretty Floral Bonnet	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.”
10.	The Commonwealth of Hoban Washburn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Puppeteer”

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