The Fattest Citizens in Firefly
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Firefly is ranked 617th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Cunning Disguise of Jayne | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “never kiss 'em on the mouth” | |
| 12. |  The Free Land of Mister Universe | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “Can't Stop the Signal” |
