The Safest in Europeia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 10,683rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Kingdom of Trackeendy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Whatever's done in the shadows will soon come to light” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Angakluk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Letīs travel around” | |
| 3. |  The Pink Kingdom of Kotat | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “United we stand, United we Thrive” | |
| 4. |  The Europeian Empire of Foril | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Equality, Pacifism, Compassion” | |
| 5. |  The Dauphinate of Murden | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Unitas per diversitatem” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Katkasistan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Do what you want but do it all for the cat” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Emalania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “In turbine enim pertendit” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Socialist State of Kilkelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We are the people” | |
| 9. |  The Civitates Foederatae of Imperium Galacticum | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 10. |  The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Wait for it” |
