The Nicest Citizens in Europeia
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Lovely Land of Le Libertia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “High hopes, bright ideas, and open minds.” | |
| 2. |  The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Wait for it” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Katkasistan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Do what you want but do it all for the cat” | |
| 4. |  The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “In communism we lol” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Socialist State of Kilkelly | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We are the people” | |
| 6. |  The Dauphinate of Murden | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Unitas per diversitatem” | |
| 7. |  The Greater Republic of Moryazvia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Duty, Honor, Justice, Prosperity” | |
| 8. |  The Europeian Empire of Foril | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Equality, Pacifism, Compassion” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Angakluk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Let´s travel around” | |
| 10. |  The Demokrátik Repúblek of Eskaai | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vrujdúj, Próvoszudej, Kóuzstuj!” |
