The Most Primitive in Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Europe is ranked 25,754th in the world for Most Primitive.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Confederacy of The Griffin Republic | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “With God's vengeance, we prosper.” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Gonlin | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We devour our enemies like a Drake” | |
3. | The Holy Empire of Bizarro Durlia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Might Makes Right” | |
4. | The Fenced Kingdom of The Woods of Doriath | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The Fenced Land” | |
5. | The Theocratic Federation of The United Holy Cantons | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “In God we thrust” | |
6. | The Rogue Nation of Kloshari | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Give us food and money for beer we are starving!!!” | |
7. | The Dominion of Suvia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Vuieva okevéu ~ We bow to the Good” | |
8. | The Fiefdom of Holy Prague | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
9. | The Imperial Reich of Vordania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “For God, Kaiser and Vordania” | |
10. | The Matriarchy of The Neo-Minoan League | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “My mind controls my reality.” |