The World World Census
The Highest Economic Output in the World
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 2. |  The United Star Empire of Valinon | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Mit Mut zu schützen” | |
| 3. |  The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
| 4. |  The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
| 5. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 7. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!” | |
| 10. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Insufficient experience to get experience” |
