The Most Average in Equilism
World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cat's Meow of Soul Dreamer | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “I'd really rather have a mouse, or a fish.... or steak” | |
| 2. |  The Free Speaking Land of Garrulity | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Talk is cheap.” | |
| 3. |  The Plan of Hober Mallow | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The best lack all conviction” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Sydney Carton | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “A life you love” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Digdin | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nice by nature, freaky by choice.” | |
| 6. |  The Collective of Uiiop | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Naiviation | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Lockheed Vega” | |
| 8. |  The Fortunes of Ambassador Sarek | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of The Naivetrian Navy | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Participant in the EOC: Naivetry” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Watercolors | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “To live with sunshine captured and held” |
