The Most Ignorant Citizens in Equilism
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Matriarchy of She Cront | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Bow down” | |
| 2. |  The Implosion of Banners | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Gotta earn them all!” | |
| 3. |  The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The only thing worse than communism is democrats!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Mr Flibble | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Mr Flibble is very angry” | |
| 5. |  The Jingoistic States of Lactose Intolerant | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Down with dairy.” | |
| 6. |  The Drifting Corpse of Something Dead | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Hang your image in a brand new dimension” | |
| 7. | The Republic of That Bastard | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Oppress. Obstruct. Overwhelm.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Legality Check | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Your C&C got chucked out of the queue because of us.” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Sthid | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Rectissime” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Spell-check | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Really, people, it only takes a minute.” |
