The Most Rebellious Youth in Equilism
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 1,639th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Uncertainty of Small Huts | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “ερωτâv πάντα” | |
| 2. |  The Collective of Uiiop | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Digdin | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nice by nature, freaky by choice.” | |
| 4. |  The Meritocratic Technocrasy of Maverique | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Live fully by your heart and let it conquer darkness.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Slithen | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The Dominion Of The True” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Unified Federation of Perimeter Defense | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “A good plan is nothing without good execution.” | |
| 7. |  The Interstellar Republic of Isaris | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Alis volat propriis!” | |
| 8. |  The Masked Walkers of The Monkye | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Keep on walking” | |
| 9. |  The There And Back Again of Flexion | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Ex Astris, Scientia” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Nornheim | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Alone we rule” |
