The Most Primitive in Conch Island
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Conch Island is ranked 10,104th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Prince-Archbishopric of Rauzan | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Virtus Unita Fortior” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of All mighty Terrince empire | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Blood for the blood god and bones for the bone god” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Almighty Ohio | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Blood for the blood god” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Truly Random nation | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. | The Holy Empire of Dal Amoutland | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Deatestopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Emprayca | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Gold in peace. Steel in war” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Aria Homen Rustroort | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “controlled by bethesda” | |
| 9. | The Royal Constable of Conch Coastguard | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Might makes right” | |
| 10. | The Rogue Nation of Microba | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Split and develop!” |
